Chuck Norris

Appearance
Chuck Norris looks how he wants to look.

Personality
Chuck Norris acts how he wants to act.

Weapon and Abilities
Chuck Norris can have and use whatever weapon he wants and have whatever aura and semblance he wants.

Backstory
Roundhouse kick.

Trivia
Gordon Brown can't save the world, only Chuck Norris can save the world.

Chuck Norris wins showdowns with the barrel of his finger.

The reason why the Antichrist has not come yet is because Chuck Norris still walks the Earth.

Chuck Norris doesn't have a left hand or foot. They are both always right.

Everybody knows that the first man in space was Yuri Gagarin. But not everybody knows that he has seen Chuck Norris walkin his dog on the moon.

Chuck Norris sued Facebook for posting his newest victims list.

Chuck Norris can conduct an orchestra just using subtle variations of roundhouse kicks.

"Chuck Norris is the strongest one there is" signed the Hulk.

Chuck Norris could make it rain cats and dogs.

I watched Chuck Norris movie with 3-D Glasses while he performed his roundhouse kick. I suffered 5 weeks of pain from broken jaw in a hospital.

The "Big Bang Theory" is just a fancy way of saying "How Chuck Norris created the galaxy".

Chuck Norris CAN make fish blink.

<p style="color:rgb(213,212,212);">The Universe is just one of Chuck Norris' marbles.